What You Saw
Two bearded winged men in conical hats and frocks sexually assaulting and defecating on two nuns.What You Said
"Awesome! Two winged birdmen are raping and shitting on nuns!"How You Cover It Up
"Uh, ...but it’s like okay, because the nuns like it."
What You Saw
Bears dancing and high fiving in a blood stained campground. They are wearing cheerleader uniforms they have ripped from their victims.What You Said
"There are two bears. They're giving each other high fives ...because today is a ...uh, a bear holiday."
How You Cover It Up
"Bears only do normal things on their holidays, right?"
What You Saw
Bigfoot stands over you. His enormous penis waves in your face. It is dripping with black ants.
What You Said/ How You Cover It Up
"Do you know who Bigfoot is? Well, never mind."
What You Saw
Paris underwater. Rotting flowers everywhere. Two seahorses sucking off the Eiffel Tower, which is getting a handjob from two giant beetles from space.
What You Said
"A delightful undersea scene."
How You Cover It Up
"Have you ever seen Spongebob Squarepants? It's just like that show."
What You Saw
More goddamn bats, flying everywhere, screaming, flying shitting and pissing all over your life like they always do, like every time you close your eyes for even a second.What You Said/ How You Cover It Up
"What a beautiful butterfly! Thank you for showing me this picture."
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